What do you call a Midget Clairvoyant on the run from the Police?
A Small Medium at Large...
... and here's one that usually gets people thinking and then you have to explain the joke...
There were two nuns sharing a bath to save water.
The first nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
"Yes it does!" the other nun replies.
... if you have a dirty mind you'll get this quite quickly.
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